boom box barbie doll

exactly.

I’ve lost all faith in humanity, now all I believe in is bacon.

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I used to want so much, now I just want a mini-bar in my laundry room.

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Sorry you confused “playing hard to get” with my genuine disinterest.

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I live in constant fear of accidentally mentioning something I only know about you because I’ve stalked you on the internet.

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